immediately warn that they will bluzgi, gripes and whatnot, that I was out shopping in general. Whore.
(yes I'm hopeless in this topic, I hate this and therefore I count on the gullibility of his friendliness of the whole procedure)
mentality type in newspaper herring
I'm going to probably the largest bookshop / whateverowni in the city (Empik at DC). Accumulate by purchasing a gift. I would like to pack it. Well, fuck from this moment take me on purpose and begins to shoot. I bought the 3cim floor packing is a point on the second, tapes of which are just out there in the shop - look se. And then the woman still can not type in the price so I asked where I got the ribbon ... There.
a choice I have three papers. Fucked, fucked and fucked. Do not know if this is cause or effect, but are free. No other does not, the money you put here will not buy them because they no whore. These tapes are made of some hardened stockings. Well, it looks tragic. I could be granted to first check on the reel because it looks like ok, but I was podkurwiony. I choose white paper, because It is still more or less suitable (although it really is not suitable.) So it seems to, but it has subtitles, and in conjunction with the ribbon looks like a shit load of glaring aesthetic.
And what kind of people work there. Now that I found this ribbon, I got, I paid for it after a dick to me, a woman asks if the ribbon, too? No, the whore, a ribbon tie around the wiener.
packaged gift looks wrong to say the least. At the time of spark, I think that maybe the big "zajebistym" shopping center (played by Golden Terraces) will be something where you can pack.
Dream on sucker. Stores
marked as those in which the gifts are potentially buy three. In one you can buy beer opener for 50PLN made by children in the visual arts in some forgotten by Shiva Indian (Hindu?) Village (say what you can not today but I saw the price, something inside me pogięło). In a second you can buy Sleepers for children. For the third came not by the fucking stairs, but the Empik nawinął with "paper division".
Instruments artists, etc. (c'mon seriously doubt that anyone there buy this kind of thing). These tapes. Better. Green. Light, dark, thin, thick, but only the green whore. What a debil decided that?! I guess everyone how you imaginuje object wrapped with a ribbon that is red. Well, even if in fact large (because I really do not suspect that the larger) part is in the imagination of the green it should be, note the key word, choice. Well, anything green, will choose a paper and a match will be.
found a container with the paper. Focus: Patterns of doopy - in the sense of what it is, because it looks like these websites where someone was sick gifs, and colors. Oh there is another container. Subject: quality craft paper to doopy. That is, you can wrap the bottle, because it will be difficult to pack anything - at 100% the tear. We're going to shop elsewhere, because someone thought was so good that these securities at a store rozjebać cobyś had to go sightseeing before you reach it, and it will be bitchin. Themes another container: flowers (do not know whether you have previously been doopie, do not ask) - but the good chocolates for my aunt to the birthday. In another place we have the paper from bolidami Formula 1 - the whole fucking container such. Who invented the knee is Poseidon? I can already see the armies of people packing the latest book Grocholi, biographies, discographies, or Marilyn Monroe Radiohead cars. And the paper has no boobs. Finally, the paper seems to find that with decent (it seems). To choose the color! More precisely, the four colors. 3 are from doopy (how hard it is to give ordinary colors?) And the navy. Navy blue with green - zajekurwabiście. Unfortunately I'm already pissed off, I do not know if it pours sweat when I exercise my butt and guts situational humor Fri waterfall. I take, I leave. I'll have to pack yourself. I know how to come out. And yes - I feel so bad.
It was good, the future changes
What bothered anyone previous point in Empik packaging, where everything was in place, the choice was great and the good and the women who occupy this knew what they were doing. Today, the memories remain. Grandmother next pack boyfriend (although it sounds.) You know what they look like pants out of the washing machine - so you already have the concept of what he looked like effect. She took it too ...
And who is standing under a lamp, this slut
I take these fucking everywhere receipts. Because at the moment as you cross the threshold of the shop are staying automagically thief who just did not manage to steal anything yet. And these
gate squeak over and over wkurwiając people. And they do not have a random fuck. Always so it looks like he is whistling some confusion because I do not know for whom this piszczało, stupid man is doing, treats the Gestapo, transparent bag and receipt and then let go slowly. Have a nice day whore.
Stairs to heaven gates
Besides enter the main entrance to the escalators that go straight to the second floor. WTF? Normal is deeper. My mistake - the entry should be rozkraczyć and look for the proper analysis of how and where to run, because it could not be where one might think that they should.
Empik Cafe
Iced coffee (their vile way) for 9pln. Much as the 11th Who the fuck is determined Wenceslas? And it "please register for 2 minutes" . So you sit like this debil with earphones wyjętymi because ... you will not hear "please!" Please please please. Location whore I do I know if it's my turn, or it may be, was of little pigs. And how do they take these straws. Cut in the back of the metro? Maybe I'm too delikutaśny, but it bothers me so frayed end. And there may already be przypieprzam dick but he asks if I want a cookie maker. I kinda wanted to unless I ordered?
Podkurwasumowanie
I hate shopping. And it's not about the money. It is true that they do not shit, but rather buy in a price range. " The problem is that I want to buy things rather than traipse around the shops . How do I want to go sightseeing to the museum's aviation whore mother. You're going to buy shoes - it will not size, idzesz buy pants - it okarze fashion that prevailed jajościski worn on the knees and soiled with shit on the back, forget about ordinary corduroy pants, want to buy a shirt you do not get the usual, each must have some kretyńską graphics or insertions in the colors of doopy, half a shop obviously has to be filled with sweaters, which I would not wash the floor, available in one typeface and one million chujowym doopy patterns.
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