Friday, December 21, 2007

Sample Of The Letter To Franchisee

Jeff Dunham Achmed's "Jingle Bombs" and I have

favorite terrorist Ahmed internet (or rather Achmed) carol singing her version of Jingle Bells.

Monday, December 10, 2007

Breast Sizes Compilation



Generations are different. On PokolenieX Coupland'a not catch, the generation of Pi Pah sooner had never existed, the generation of bald - no separates me from them about 30 ? cm [...]. But, but. During a conversation with sis recently experienced a linguistic / semantic / pfff revelation (again!): I belong to a generation of crap. Every fuck somebody or something or something. Fuck friends, family, couple on the bus, the fucking tv and radio. Fuck that your ads are common knowledge. Every thing ever spierdolił. Such of us? porn generation. Porn is only in this generation thin. Too much silicone, too little sex.

And anyway in the philanthropic / altruistic / no_że_nie_płatnej ads unfortunately I recommend to all lovers of chocolate and mint chocolate filling After Eight. And now I give up eating one ... well, maybe two. (Because if you did not know my latest theory from psychology wymyślanej says: chocolate salvation of mankind)

... and see you in a scrap about the fact that "is se ne vrati Havránek pane" or whatever you prefer "Never will such a years'

Saturday, December 8, 2007

Letter Inviting A Celebrity To An Event

Revelation

Warning! so called post ass
"After a long and thorough process tentegowania in my head ..." Ma 1:14:45-47
I made a discovery, and therefore I have for you two good news and bad news. The good news is that I know where are the keys to paradise, you know that such an Eden tree Unlimited and the Lego blocks. The bad is that these keys are in the sky. Ready, Set, whore mother.

sidenote: Google does not have anything interesting for the query 'tits revelation'. I can not fathom why, after all, boobs are great ... Well you see I wiped up the boundaries of knowledge.

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Coleman Margarita Bucket

Discovery If only a step

As soon awhile and just wanted to share with you my latest discovery of the language. Believe it or not but there is the Polish dictionary is such a thing as

majtadały

Derivative majtasów and pants.

Outside, gray

Monday, December 3, 2007

Santa Rosa Mental Health Institute



Buro hear it yourself though, is pouśmiechajcie.



And anyway it's a whole bunch of mp3 cabaret Then on their website, which of course I recommend. Min is a classic - no flies

Sunday, December 2, 2007

Can You Bust Herpes Bumps

breakfast 'to spring from Martian spicy

The Martian przygoowania spicy you will need:

  • 2 eggs 1-2 teaspoons tarragon
  • 1-2 teaspoons paprika
  • 8 biscuits (such know )
  • 1 package
  • Hirtenkäse DANGOLD Chili's (or other similar == feta kosteczkach + finely chopped red hot chilli + Spice oleisto-goo)
  • 1 large cabbage salad

Beijing to cut some large bowl. Cubes of feta cheese (packaged) crush with a fork to get the + - slurry (because the oil is there, it will do so.) Mix these together and to shout: uhoo have a salad! Note: The salad will be fierce. That should be plenty. The only idea to mitigate this so quickly on what comes into my head is tomatoes. If you start during consumption to dissolve eyeballs situations can save sucking milk or white bread.
Eggs wash. How anyone can have boobs too. Stir in a deep plate or another bowl of + - flat bottom. Add tarragon and pepper. Mix thoroughly. Heat oil in a frying pan. Then each cracker with the left and right Mizia in egg and frying siup. It will be soon so keep an eye fry. As soon as you do a little soft on the other side is a bastard. You can do it on a pale, can be harder zbrązowić (deko different flavor - a yummy). Next follows consumption, smoking in my mouth, and satisfaction with the progressive replete.

Alternative Spring salad ala nagusek: several chopped tomatoes into quarters or eighths there (not slices or some such because I rozciapcia), head of lettuce, a few cloves of garlic (this is an important component - not regret, it is suggested rather than crush the cut). Without the spices and sauces / additions, because it finally nudist, but I guarantee you that it fits very well with those biscuits.

And that this delicious.